All of the basic training rules and b.s. was pretty much on hold. We walked in formation from the barracks to the classroom instead of running. We only did krav maga once and a couple jogs. We didn't have all the standing still in formation for hours. Before we ate we didn't do many pushups, which we do before every meal regularly. It was raining cats and dogs all week, but we were cozy inside. We just had it easy.
Too easy, at least for one commander. Our week ended on Thursday, so Wednesday night right before TASH (a free hour before lights out) this commander had us get into our combat vest and stand behind the barracks and practice the shooting positions.
"On my yell, you're in the standing shooting position! ... AAHHPP!"
I threw my left foot forward and firmly planted it in front of my body, proper firing position. STOMP. "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE," we shouted. I could feel my foot sink inches into the thick, rain slicked mud.
"ENOUGH! On my yell, you're in the kneeling shooting position!"
I groaned, just waiting to feel the cold, squishy ground beneath my clean uniform.
SQUISH. "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!" The wet, cold earth quickly penetrated the double layered knee bit of the uniform, creating a less than comfortable shock to a recently pampered body.
"Enough! Now, on my yell, you're in the prone shooting position!"
hey bro loved this story. Glad to hear ur having fun in the mud. It must be a lot more fun if ur carrying a nice longgun like u are. Love u bro and miss u. Can't wait to talk to you soon.
(seriously thinking about gettin a new blogger id so you don't roll ur eyes at the 946th comment from me in one day--)
you write phenomenally. i'm waitin for the book.
did you dry them on the radiator and shake and peal the dried mud off when they were dry?
This is what my husband told me he does.
In the news, a commander of a Golani unit is quoted as saying "Hamas's
strategic weapon is to kidnap a soldier and I don't have to tell you but no soldier from
Battalion 51 gets kidnapped at any price and under any situation even if it means that he has to blow up his grenade together with those who are trying to kidnap him."
This is serious stuff.
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