tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8554337268732390744.post-14054910713851723022008-05-05T23:34:00.011+03:002008-05-06T14:52:43.552+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9vkry76BI/AAAAAAAAAQg/iVV6T75Ntuo/s1600-h/peeing+primate+in+jerusalem+zoo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9vkry76BI/AAAAAAAAAQg/iVV6T75Ntuo/s400/peeing+primate+in+jerusalem+zoo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196995171031181330" /></a><br />I went to the zoo a couple days ago with a few friends. It's a nice zoo, with all the animals you could hope for. Don't worry, this peeing primate was just about the first thing I saw too. He was sitting there, squatting by the moat, staring at his audience. I guess he didn't think much of us.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9wUby76CI/AAAAAAAAAQo/iVopvhiLy0M/s1600-h/penguin+and+me.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9wUby76CI/AAAAAAAAAQo/iVopvhiLy0M/s400/penguin+and+me.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196995991369934882" /></a><br /><br /><br />Penguins in the Middle East? Yeah, we've got that.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9xULy76DI/AAAAAAAAAQw/x0P68gc3rBQ/s1600-h/tranquilizer+dart+for+lions.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9xULy76DI/AAAAAAAAAQw/x0P68gc3rBQ/s400/tranquilizer+dart+for+lions.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196997086586595378" /></a><br /><br /><br />That's a random lion tranq dart inside their cage area. They were just chillin'. I guess they already shot up? Junkie lions, who would have guessed?<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9x8ry76EI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/pmzCKOIAhvs/s1600-h/tiger+humping+other+tigress+in+jerusalem.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9x8ry76EI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/pmzCKOIAhvs/s400/tiger+humping+other+tigress+in+jerusalem.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196997782371297346" /></a><br /><br /><br />And finally, a tiger mounts his lady. This was probably the best zoo experience EVER! Sex, drugs, exhibitionist urination - is this a zoo or San Francisco?<br /><br />The zoo was actually really cool. It's called the "Biblical Zoo." What that means is that for each animal they put a passage from the Bible where such an animal is mentioned. Snakes, various types of rams, goats, and antelopes, insects and lizards and giraffes; everything. <br /><br />I was loving the desert range they had. Giraffes, hippos, ostriches, rams, zebras - all living together. A massive hippo walked next to the alpha giraffe, an easy kill it looked like to me, and they just brushed by like any two New Yorkers not giving a fiddler's fart about the other. We've got a lot to learn from these beasts.<br /><br />Here's one safe for the whole family. I don't want my grandma to think I'm a weirdo or something...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9zOLy76FI/AAAAAAAAARA/kSWkd3IzDM8/s1600-h/bear+and+me.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XJhoTvUK79o/SB9zOLy76FI/AAAAAAAAARA/kSWkd3IzDM8/s320/bear+and+me.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196999182530635858" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8554337268732390744-1405491071385172302?l=www.israelibyday.com'/></div>Danny Brothershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03372641972664155753dannybrothers@gmail.com6